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Sally and Tails: Facts of Life by Trey-Vore Sally and Tails: Facts of Life by Trey-Vore
Okay people, I am very sure that hordes of you turned out in droves to buy your copies of Sonic the Hedgehog once the complete series was released in a nice fanart covered boxset. This shot that I did started when I paused at one point during "Sonic and Sally" (when Tails is requesting that the impostor Sally give the "Funny Kiss") and I noticed that Tails just happened to be pointing to a *VERY* specific place on Sally's body...and this caption was created; it happens when you pause at *JUST* the right moment...

Sally and Tails present


Tails: Aunt Sally, can I ask you a question?

Sally: Of course, Tails. You may ask me anything.

Tails:, when I was showering before gym class, I was noticing that all my locker roommates looked just like me and the other boys in Knothole. Why do you look so different?

Sally: Um...that's...well, I'm a girl and you're a boy. That's just how girls are different than boys.

Tails: Okay...well, I once asked Sonic what 'these' parts of my body were and he says they're called 'nuts'. If you got kicked where you would have nuts, would it really, really hurt?

Sally: Um, Tails...some questions you just shouldn't...

Tails: 'Cause like, if you remember on my last birthday party, I accidently kicked Antonie in the nuts so hard his face started turning blue and he was talking like Bunnie after she inhaled too much helium from the balloon pump. Do you remember what happened when they both came together? I still remember Sonic calling her 'wasted'...

Sally: Okay, Tails, that's a little too much information...

Tails: Speaking of which, I once saw Rotor hand Sonic some balloons after he said he wanted to start 'knocking the boot' with you--he said he wanted to be the star player and you be the goalie--is he planning a soccer party? If you 'knocked the boot' with Robotnik, what would happen? Also, where do babies come from...?

Sally: (breaking the fourth wall) We get away with this...and ABC thinks "The Critic" is too hot...go figure!

Sally and Tails (c) Sega, DiC Animation City and Archie Comics
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MightyMorphinPower4 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
hahahaha very funny
TheGroundedAviator Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
My personal experience with this, bit by bit, mostly subtle and over a long time and not making a big deal, now I know it all... and am about as romantic as a tree stump.
matthew069 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
i was laughing my *** off when i read your little story note thats just so funny
EmmetEarwax Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Some topics are best discussed a little bit at a time. Like the foreskin for examp. !
sonamy-666 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's very good, but your copyrights are incorect, Tails is owned ONLY by SEGA, and Sally is owned ONLY by DiC
nocommunistchicks Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Blackened: ok tails, time for bed, ok? enough of this talk, me and aunt sally are gonna go to bed to ok?

Tails: ok uncle blackened, your going to bed too? i have to say, you guys are really noisy sleepers, all that moaning and groaning, do you have a bad back aunt sally?

Sally: thats somthing you dont need to know that, go to bed, and stop thinking about it for another 7 years ok?

Tails: yes aunt sally. *walks away*

Blackened: phew, that was close....
Sonicchick113 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I read this thing over and over and over again. Nice work, my buddeh! haha!
coonk9 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2008
She should wear some jeans if she doesnt want questions to flare up like that LOL BRILLIANT
Stitchfreak626 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2007
XD LMAO!!! That is hilarious
madcowyup Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2007  Student Filmographer
Sounds like SatAM Tails to me.
Trey-Vore Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2007
Yes, it's from the episode "Sonic and Sally" when Tails is requesting the impostor Sally give the "Funny Kiss". There was a part when Tails was pointing directly at Sally's 'tunnel of love' and this caption was done. It still cracks me up!
EmmetEarwax Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I recall that episode, but due to a hearing problem of long standing, I didn't hear anything about a "funny kiss". I did discern that Tails got suspicious when pseudo-Sally didn't know where she left off in the storybook the night before, and after 3 such incidents, Sonic KNEW pseudo-Sally was an imperfect dupl. of the real Sally and that Robotnik was behind all this.
Tails02574 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
funny story. You say that was an actual screenshot? I'm going to go look it up on YouTube.
VulcanMak Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2007
Trey-Vore Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007 can tell Tails is growing up. He's started noticing that Sally is a "Pantsless Princess". XD
KonaMeerkatCafe Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2007  Student Digital Artist
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