Okay people, I am very sure that hordes of you turned out in droves to buy your copies of Sonic the Hedgehog once the complete series was released in a nice fanart covered boxset. This shot that I did started when I paused at one point during "Sonic and Sally" (when Tails is requesting that the impostor Sally give the "Funny Kiss") and I noticed that Tails just happened to be pointing to a *VERY* specific place on Sally's body...and this caption was created; it happens when you pause at *JUST* the right moment...
Sally and Tails present
THE FACTS OF LIFE
Tails: Aunt Sally, can I ask you a question?
Sally: Of course, Tails. You may ask me anything.
Tails: Okay...um, when I was showering before gym class, I was noticing that all my locker roommates looked just like me and the other boys in Knothole. Why do you look so different?
Sally: Um...that's...well, I'm a girl and you're a boy. That's just how girls are different than boys.
Tails: Okay...well, I once asked Sonic what 'these' parts of my body were and he says they're called 'nuts'. If you got kicked where you would have nuts, would it really, really hurt?
Sally: Um, Tails...some questions you just shouldn't...
Tails: 'Cause like, if you remember on my last birthday party, I accidently kicked Antonie in the nuts so hard his face started turning blue and he was talking like Bunnie after she inhaled too much helium from the balloon pump. Do you remember what happened when they both came together? I still remember Sonic calling her 'wasted'...
Sally: Okay, Tails, that's a little too much information...
Tails: Speaking of which, I once saw Rotor hand Sonic some balloons after he said he wanted to start 'knocking the boot' with you--he said he wanted to be the star player and you be the goalie--is he planning a soccer party? If you 'knocked the boot' with Robotnik, what would happen? Also, where do babies come from...?
Sally: (breaking the fourth wall) We get away with this...and ABC thinks "The Critic" is too hot...go figure!
Sally and Tails (c) Sega, DiC Animation City and Archie Comics